| hur·ri·canus [ húrri kàyn is ] (plural hur·ri·can-eese) |
| noun |
| Definition: |
| 1. severe storm in your ass: a severe tropical storm that starts in your abdomen with torrential acid rain and results in extremely strong winds that burst forth unexpectedly from your anus. Hurricanes originate in areas of low pressure in equatorial regions of the center of your body, and then strengthen, traveling southward, southwest, or southeast depending on whether you are wearing shorts, a skirt, of spandex. |
| 2. high wind blast from someone's rearend: a wind of above 119 km (74 mi) per hour, classified as force 12 or above on the "Holy Shit, you need to see a doctor!" scale. |
| 3. fast and forceful thing: something resembling a violent storm in force, speed, or effect that results in the family dog foaming at the mouth and confused cries from children. |
| [Mid-16th century. Via Spanish< Taino hurakán "god of the storm"] |
Sooooo,
I'm having lunch with a friend of mine, who shall remain
nameless, and he tells me how he created a new word because of a recent
experience he had. I thought this was brilliant. As he relates a story
of someone he knows emitting a fart of extraordinary proportions and
how he labeled it a "hurric-canus", I couldn't help but think to myself
that the farts I have freed into this world would really bring anyone
to their knees. I decided that not only should I create the dictionary
definition for him, but someone needs to teach us how to harness the
sheer magnitude of a category 5 fart! Well, my friends it appears
WonderHowTo.com beat me to the punch.
http://www.wonderhowto.com/pranks/home-prank-video/how-to-fart-on-command-127608/
Have a Great Week!
