Re-generated, Re-united, and Re-juvenated!
It's time to celebrate! This is reality. I am not kidding. You can buy clones of your pets. Today a Hollywood screenwriter received the 5
puppy clones she purchased for $50k from a South Korea cloning company.
The animal she cloned was her pet pit bull "Booger" that was killed while defending her from a Mastiff that attacked her and was attempting to eat her alive. That mastiff was 5 times the size of Booger, but he fended him off long enough for her to drag herself to the safety of a car.
The cloning company, RNL BIO, claims it will deliver 300 cloned dogs this year to it's clients who are made up of wealthy animal owners in the US and abroad. The CEO of the company Mr. Ra says he has plans to clone camels for uber-wealthy folks in the middle east. That's a great idea Mr. Ra, 'cause if there is one thing Dubai needs, it's more ways to spend money.
Here is how cloning a pet is done:
Check out this video of a cat getting mad when it's clone tries to get back in the house....most likely because he doesn't have a soul.
Okay, Let me be the first to put it out there....Clone Fighting! I predict it's going to be a great professional sport and national past time by 2020!
For the rest of us who cannot afford the $50,000 to clone "Mittens" or "Fluffy" back into our lives, here are 3 cheap and old-school ways to clone yourself, your marijuana and your food! In that order.
How to Clone Yourself.
How to Clone Your Marijuana.
How to Clone Your McDonald's BigMac.
See ya!
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